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An art museum curator asked the painter Salvador Dali to paint… - Beauty Often Seduces Us
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An art museum curator asked the painter Salvador Dali to paint Custer's Last Stand. He agreed and set to work.

When the curator returned to look at the painting he was shocked.

Dali had painted a fish with a halo above its head and a bunch of Indians having sex.

The curator's assistant came in, looked at the curator and looked at the painting.

"This is Salvador Dali's Custer's Last Stand?"

"Yes"

Oh I get it!" The assistant said.




"Holy Mackerel! Look at all the Fucking Indians!"

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